A New York boy was being led through the swamps of
Louisiana by his cousin. "Is it true that an alligator
won't attack you if you carry a flashlight ?"

The cousin smirked and replied,
"Depends on how fast ya carry the flashlight."

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Time for some coffee

It's Coffee Time...

A grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one morning.
He had made her coffee!
She drank what was the worst cup of coffee in her life.

When she got to the bottom, there were three of those little
green army men in her cup.

Puzzled, she asked "Honey, what are the army men doing in my coffee?"
Her grandson answered "Grandma, it says on TV,
The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup."